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Thursday, May 31
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 31 May 2007 16:29 BST
In my time in tech support land and being a bit of a techie bloke you get some some of the strangest requests and some of the funniest from around the office because you know about technology they think you can fix anything, as I'm not there so often these days I do miss them. Today for instance someone in the office asked me if I could get their ActivSync working as their mobile phone would not sync with their email. Ok I'll have a look, I walked over to the mobile picked it up and noticed the black screen. I didn't want to say "Have you turned it on?" but it just slipped out.I pressed the power button and as if by magic it all started syncing! If only they were all that simple.
This was a classic blond moment if I've seen one. looks like someone else is having one too http://www.gtvone.com/blogger/2007/06/is-it-turned-on.html Tuesday, May 15
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 15 May 2007 13:34 BST
Monday, May 14
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 14 May 2007 12:13 BST
as you may well know if you've been following my blog, that I upgrade the Miami Device to a Croquette and Tubbs phone that being the new Nokia N95.
Like I've said before I'd post a review of the phone up here when had a good look at it. Well before I starting writing my I say I've just phoned Orange to return the phone back to them. If that isn't a sign of how much we don't get on I don't know what is! Coming from a Window Mobile environment its was hard to use what seems like a backward OS in Symbian, I suspect if you've always used Nokia phones you find it a blast. I found that the phone took 3 clicks on the keypad to do any normal funcation. It seems Nokia have hidden away all the funations inside a lot of menus and you really have to dig down to get to some of the setting. Some of the feature of the phone I liked were the maps and gps navigation. I tried this out on Friday on a journey to meet a friend on the Southbank for drinks. I turned the gps on and it started download the map via 3g. I typed the location of were I was trying to get to and the phone told me the location didn't exist, not a good start then i tried the postcode and it found the location and displayed with the address i typed in that it said didn't exist. Oh well not to worry lets check the route. The route seemed to be sending me down all the major roads and across all the main bridges. I check the settings and yes I'd set them to 'foot' rather than 'car'. The route that the phone would have sent me on was going around the houses down the main shopping streets when the quickest route was to use the back streets and across Hungerford bridge. Ok so the route planning looks off. Lets use the GPS to nativate there or find out were we are, I have a little Polstar GPS which I've used around the world to get about with Pocket Streets and it normally picks up the 3 satellites its needs to navigate in about a minute once your out of cover. The Nokia N95 didn't even connected once or give me any GPS data at any point during the whole journey to the Southbank. Yes the GPS was on as I could see 3 or 4 satellites on the information panel but it seems you need 5 for the phone to lock and start giving you data to navigate by. In London the chances of getting 5 satellites to lock if about 1 in 50 due to the height of the buildings and width of the streets which makes this possibly valuable feature useless. The feature set on the phone does seem to be tied together having two gps apps in different places on in applications and one in tools just seems daft. It looks like Nokia have just been trying to hard. Also Orange have block access to Truphone the VOIP system that comes installed on all Nokia N95's from the factory, this feature has been disabled to Orange can protect their call revenue and not have you make cheap VOIP calls. All in all if your not it a big city, not into VOIP and you like Nokia OS you might just think this phone is the bees knees but I'm sorry to say its not for me....looks like I'll be getting a SPV E650 after all. Thursday, May 10
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 10 May 2007 17:36 BST
Neil king knows that a man should be judged by the devices he owns, with this in mind the old Orange M5000 aka the brick as James Clarke called it. Has been upgraded and retired and I got a all singing and dancing Nokia N95 as a free replacement. Well see how it goes and i'll post a review in a few days. Love the intergrated GPS so far.
Wednesday, May 9
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 09 May 2007 16:39 BST
Sime doesn't like blackberries much, well i think he's made his point that he really wants it to work. But i don't think that the blackberry could stand the Extreme Tech Support that can be meated out by engineers these days. Other PDA's be warned. Friday, May 4
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 04 May 2007 15:20 BST
* Comcast issues apology for programming glitch
---- i just wonder how many heads have rolled. I know many stories like this from my short time working in Soho. I especially like the one that had a company dubbing tapes and someone used some recycled vhs tapes instead of new when dubbing a supermarket training video. The training video was played at a conference they let in run on after the end of the video and the guy didn't stop the deck, so after the training video finished there was about 30 seconds black and then the hardcore porn that had been on the recycled tape. Sadly the guy who dubbed the tape carried the can for that one and lost his job. always remember use new stock.... Sunday, April 8
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sun 08 Apr 2007 22:40 BST
Well i thought it might only be a matter of time before my Xbox 360 broke again, at Christmas the unit failed with a error were Icould not load any disc into the CD drive the drive made some crunching and loud buzzing sounds on start up. That unit was replaced under warranty by Mircosoft. Today while in the middle of playing GRAW 2. The DVD drive made an awful sound for a second or two. I thought the worst but the game kept on playing and I completed my mission. I turned the console off and then went to do some work I came back tonight to play again and what do I find. the DVD drive will not accept any games or dvd movies it just comes up that every disk is unplayable in the tray icon. So it looks like I'll be returning a second console to Microsft with the same problem. below is a picture of the error from my cameraphone
Monday, April 2
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 02 Apr 2007 20:01 BST
We've all heard about employees being sacked for blogging. will staff soon be sacked for failing to blog? Last week, Sony BMG UK issued a new corporate marketing strategy. According to an official release from the group, Ged Doherty, chairman and chief executive of SonyBMG in UK and Ireland, said the company "has made it obligatory for all senior staff at both Columbia Records and RCA Records to start blogging actively". So what happens to staff who refuse to toe the corporate line, or perhaps fail to produce the required quantity of blog blather? more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/02/compulsory_blogging/Wednesday, March 21
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 21 Mar 2007 15:24 GMT
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/21/net_neutrality_a_monkey_hangers_guide/
Yesterday, Westminster eForum staged the first debate in the UK on "Net Neutrality" - chaired by former DTI minister Alun Michaels and Shadow DTI Charles Hendry. El Reg gave a brief presentation. Here it is, with selected highlights, and a collection of external links for further reading. more monkey hanging Wednesday, March 14
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 14 Mar 2007 14:46 GMT
And there was me thinking about changing to Vodafone....I think I'm going to be thinking twice about that after reading this.
----- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/14/vodafone_wont_connect/ Vodafone is still refusing to officially recognise the Connect union, which is so keen to represent its members it has taken Vodafone to the government's Central Arbitration Committee to force recognition. Over half the 200 people working at Vodafone's "Technology: Regional Operations North" office are already members of Connect, which means recognition can be forced on Vodafone to allow collective bargaining on pay, hours, and holiday. Connect has been fighting for recognition since November last year, and recently went to ACAS with Vodafone in an attempt to negotiate a deal, without success. Vodafone does not recognise unions in the UK, though its operations in Germany and Ireland do have representation. Vodafone said in a statement it has elected to "follow the statutory recognition route" - which translates as refusing to recognise any union until the law tells it it has to. "Vodafone continues to value open and direct communication with its employees" - The key word here being "direct", as in not via collective bargaining. Union membership in high-technology industries has, traditionally, not been very high - when employees can change jobs every month there seems little cause for collective bargining. But as the industry grows up and consolidation constrains the job market, union membership starts to look more attractive. Connect is currently recognised by BT, O2 and Kingston Communications, though it has members at most of the comms companies, so we can expect similar disputes over the next few years. ® Tuesday, March 13
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 13 Mar 2007 17:54 GMT
Cable, Phone Companies Watch Warily
A coalition of big technology companies wants to bring high-speed Internet access to consumers in a new way: over television airwaves. Key to the project ... more » Sunday, March 11
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sun 11 Mar 2007 21:33 GMT
More bright Ideas it says, well I think a bright idea would be to turn off the lights at 3:16am on a Sunday morning and save us all from more light polution.
Thursday, March 1
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 01 Mar 2007 14:10 GMT
I think the other Mr King would approve of this story that was found by Damien one of our Dev Guys. He found it on Tom's Hardware Guide. Its a classic case of the geek going too far.
"Using your laptop while driving can be hazardous to your health as one Californian man found out. The 28-year-old man died after his Toyota Corolla slammed head on into a Hummer on Highway 99 north of Sacramento. California Highway Patrol Commander Scott Silsbee told UPI that the man was probably lost control because he was typing on a laptop. Despite the crash, the laptop was still powered on and was plugged into the cigarette lighter. The occupants of the Hummer were slightly hurt and were treated and released. Saturday, February 24
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sat 24 Feb 2007 15:41 GMT
Avid1 Media Composer Promo
Oh how we loved those Rmags and MO disks.... Well that was then and this is now... Thursday, February 22
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 22 Feb 2007 00:15 GMT
I took MSN's Geek Test and apparently I'm a:
Well balanced individual: So what if you answered hell yes to some of the questions!? You are in touch with your inner geek and you aren’t ashamed to admit it - but there are limits… Step away from th gadgets Kevin! Wednesday, February 21
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 21 Feb 2007 22:08 GMT
Something caught me tonight while looking at something else on amazon.com and amazon.co.uk, it was the crazy pricing that is being quote for Windows Vista Upgrades on both sites. I've included a screen shot to show you what I mean, the top site is amazon.com and the bottom amazon.co.uk.
Conversions at todays exchange rate of £1.00 = $1.95. If you did a straight conversion the UK prices for both would be: 78.92 UKP for Home Premium, Differnce of £56.02 which is 42% increase in price 128.11 UKP for Ultimate, Difference of £86.88 which is 40% increase in price. How can Amazon/Microsoft don't know who is to blame on this but i think I can guess as I see that the marketplace price, justify the near 1:1 conversion rate. Do you think that microsoft forget that you don't just replace a $ sign with a £ sign in prices. Thankfully the OEM prices aren't as bad and it looks like much more of a deal at mircodirect they are: £77.32 for Windows Vista-Home Premium 32Bit £121.01 for WindowsVistaUltimate32Bit were as the US OEM Version are: Home Premium: $120.89 Vista Ultimate $205.31 Which are much more like the US upgrade prices, Ok you can't transfer license like you can with full retail versions but I don't think I've ever transfered a personal license I know I have at work, so OEM can be a steal, it will install on a preinstalled system which I have done and it worked off the bat, see blog passim. So is this a case of Micro$oft getting greedy or another case of rip off Britian. Monday, February 19
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 19 Feb 2007 23:54 GMT
While helping a friend out with the problem that he bought a S-Video to Scart cable and not a Scart to S-Video cable I came across a new site that I thought I'd better tell you all about. Its Pinouts.RU there in a link to the site on the button below
For many years I've used the Hardware Book http://www.hardwarebook.info/ i remember when it was a standalone app, both have a wealth of infomation and great for getting you out of trouble. Monday, February 12
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 12 Feb 2007 23:10 GMT
Broadcasters the BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and Five, along with manufacturers Sony, Samsung, Toshiba and Alba, and Dixons owner DSGI have begun lobbying UK regulator Ofcom to guarantee bandwidth on ... more » Saturday, February 10
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sat 10 Feb 2007 15:17 GMT
Well bit the bullet and instaled Windows Vista Upgrade on my MCE PC I use as a media centre in the bedroom. What can I say but it installed like a dream, I took note of the warning that the driver for my Netgear WG111T USB wireless adapter would not be installed off the bat so I went out to netgear site and downloaded the vista beta driver for my adapter, as you can see by me typing on the web it worked.
Netgear Beta drivers for Vista are here (click on the check box to display them) I done a flickr set for the upgrade process http://www.flickr.com/photos/akira_kev/sets/72157594527811053/ I'm more than happy with the pocess it was so simple, if you just take account of the warnings it should be seemless. The first boot is always the worst Tuesday, January 23
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 23 Jan 2007 10:19 GMT
A few weeks again a question came up on 'the List' regarding Vista Content Protection so like a good boy I forwarded it the man on the inside James. Well he's posted a response and here it is from his Blog.
A while ago Kev posted a comment here about this paper that talks about Content Protection in Vista. There is now an official reply here by Dave Marsh who's the guy that now owns video in the core OS (good guy.. once worked for Snell & Willcox). Bottom line is that a) any OS that wants to legally play commercial content in new HD formats will have to do something similar b) when you play regular unprotected content, all of these mechanisms are switched off. As you'd expect, there is the predictable fuss about this from the peanut gallery. As a consumer, I'm glad that I can play HD-DVDs on my PC. That doesn't mean I like the increased layers of DRM that have been mandated. I'm also not so glad that, when I put an HD-DVD disc into my DVD player it can potentially re-flash the firmware of the device if the device is on a list of compromised players. But that's the world we now live in thanks to widespread piracy. Tuesday, January 9
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 09 Jan 2007 16:39 GMT
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 09 Jan 2007 13:40 GMT
Wednesday, January 3
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 03 Jan 2007 20:37 GMT
Kodak has a sense of humour Thursday, December 28
by
The Trained Monkey
on Thu 28 Dec 2006 12:10 GMT
I got back after a great dinner at my brothers to find a small disaster on my plate, my Zune library was corrupt, I had a nice big warning dialogue back on the screen and thought "eek". Well i tried to reconnect the zune and the library would not connect.. It send that I had no items in my library but everytime i tried to add a monitor folder the library would lose the setting.
So I've had to do the biggy and remove the Zune Software and start again from scratch. One intresting thing was that when I connected the Zune player it said it could only be connected as a guest as the Zune was already registered on another computer or I could wipe the pairing and start the library from scratch.....thanks...I've got about 22% through my 34,000 items so far and I think its going to be a long day rebuilding. Oh well we live and learn Monday, December 18
by
The Trained Monkey
on Mon 18 Dec 2006 22:35 GMT
You might have noticed a comment I made about my Zune on arriving la few weeks ago. .It finally arrived no thanks to the couier company Parcel2go.com. Parcel2go are ... more »
Saturday, December 16
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sat 16 Dec 2006 13:09 GMT
OUT-LAW News, 15/12/2006 Microsoft has stopped a man from selling lists of email addresses which were being used for spam. A court has granted a summary judgment against Paul ... more » Friday, November 24
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 24 Nov 2006 23:00 GMT
The problem is caused by a glitch with the image sensor, which may mean the screen does not display images correctly, Sony said. The recall applies to models sold worldwide between September 2003 and January 2005. The electronics giant will repair for free only cameras that show signs of the problems, according to Sony spokesman Chisato Kitsukawa. The recall applies to models DSC-F88, DSC-M1, DSC-T1, DSC-T11, DSC-T3, DSC-T33, DSC-U40 and DSC-U50.
by
The Trained Monkey
on Fri 24 Nov 2006 22:43 GMT
Well i hoped to be posting a Zune review today but instead i'm still waiting for Parcel2Go.com to get their act together and get it to me. Just been waiting nearly 2 weeks now
No doubt i'll be posting more about this company in the future, Sunday, November 19
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sun 19 Nov 2006 22:58 GMT
This is a research paper from Jupiter Research, Interesting view point... i can only watch low quality web type footage of a short time. Normally you can get away with poor sound or poor visuals but not both. I doubt i could stand watching a hour of poor footage. Jeff Jarvis provides more evidence that the future of "television" is being remade on the web, mostly by amateurs, hackers, and struggling artists. Online video in 2006 feels like the Web in 1994. It's all pretty rough, but a lot of it is very creative. Much of the stuff that's being created for the web by the mainstream media has a raw, experimental quality that we're not used to from big organizations. Jeff's story of producing his segment for CBS versus producing a segment for Amanda Congdon's webcast hints that the eventual impact of web video on television will be greater than the impact of the Web on print. One of the most significant parts of all of this is that amateurs can produce higher-quality video than is possible with standard Grown-Up TV production techniques. The technology is necessary but not sufficient. Production processes have to be re-invented for the low-overhead, small-screen, short-subject, random-access, bandwidth-thrifty web. We're still in inventing a new grammar of online video, just as Desi Arnaz (yes, Desi!) invented multi-camera production techniques late in the early days of television. Wednesday, November 1
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 01 Nov 2006 11:10 GMT
I've had great sucess with my SPVM5000 and my Polstar GPS for navigation using Pocket Streets and TomTom and my SPVC600 for Geoblogging with Sharpspace
A company called Benefon has launched a cell phone with a built in GPS receiver — nothing new there. However, this particular GPS cell phone, called the Twig, does something extra. It can send your GPS coordinates to another Twig owner and then that person can navigate directly to you using the preloaded navigation software. Sounds like this could save a lot of time and effort when trying to explain to theyour drunk mates which pub your in. The phone will cost £330 in the UK, or about $625.
by
The Trained Monkey
on Wed 01 Nov 2006 10:48 GMT
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/11/01/ce_giants_punt_wihd/ Six big-name consumer electronics companies have come together to thrash out a wireless alternative to the HDMI cabling standard that may also tread on the toes of next-generation Wi-Fi technology. The WirelessHD specification is described as a "high-speed wireless, multi-gigabit technology in the unlicensed 60GHz band [with] smart antenna technology to overcome line-of-sight constraints", co-founders Sony, Samsung, LG, Panasonic, NEC, Toshiba and SiBEAM said. Connections will be secure to keep content safe from duplication, and while the technology will be capable of supporting uncompressed HD video and audio, it will also host device-control data. Initial versions of the WiHD specification will support data rates of 2-5Gbps, but the technology will be capable of pushing 20Gbps, the founders said. The consortium's members want to get a spec in place by Spring 2007, at which point companies will be able to build modules to allow their HD TVs, DVD players, Blu-ray Disc machines, HD DVD units, DVRs, camcorders etc to beam content back and forth. Right now, the focus is very much "wireless display connectivity", as the WiHD group puts it. That's exactly what HDMI is about, albeit in a wired context. The founders didn't indicate the technology's range, but there's surely the potential for streaming from, say, a player to a screen in another room. If WiHD can do that, it stands as a rival to 802.11n Wi-Fi. ® HMDI Evolves : http://blog.kking.co.uk/blog/_archives/2006/7/31/2181105.html Tuesday, October 31
by
The Trained Monkey
on Tue 31 Oct 2006 11:27 GMT
Microsoft's Zune music player and online content store combo is "way off launch" in Europe and the UK, the company has admitted. The "earliest date" it might appear here? The end of 2007, or possibly even 2008, a Microsoft executive has revealed. "The earliest date it will be in the UK is towards the end of 2007. However, it could easily be 2008," Microsoft media and entertainment alliance manager Dene Schonknecht said, according to UK trade paper New Media Age. ---- I'm so glad I ordered mine from the US I'll have it by the 20th :-) Sunday, October 29
by
The Trained Monkey
on Sun 29 Oct 2006 17:50 GMT
UK copyright law should be changed to include a ‘private right to copy’ that protects users of ipod and other MP3 players, according to a new report published today (Sunday) by the Institute for Public Policy Research (ippr). The UK’s current copyright laws mean that millions of Brits break the law each year when they copy their CDs onto their computers. ippr says that the forthcoming review of Intellectual Property, set up by Chancellor Gordon Brown and chaired by Andrew Gowers, should update the 300-year-old copyright laws to take account of the changes in the way people want to listen to music, watch films and read books. ippr recommends a legal ‘private right to copy’ that would allow people to make copies of CDs, or DVDs for personal us. The report says a new right would legalise the actions of millions of Britons without any significant harm to the copyright holders. The report, Public Innovation: Intellectual property in a digital age, also recommends that: The Government should reject calls from the UK music industry to extend copyright term for sound recordings beyond the current 50 years. The report argues that there is no evidence to suggest that current protections provided in law are insufficient. The Government should act to ensure that Digital Rights Management (DRM) technology does not continue to affect the preservation of electronic content by libraries. The British Library should be given a DRM-free copy of any new digital work and libraries should be able to take more than one copy of digital work. It also recommends that circumvention of DRM technology should stop being illegal once copyright has expired. |